Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
(1997)
as John Kelso
Plot: This panoramic tale of Savannah's eccentricities focuses on a murder and the subsequent trial of Jim Williams: self made man, art collector, antiques dealer, bon vivant and semi-closeted homosexual. John Kelso a magazine reporter finds himself in Savannah amid the beautiful architecture and odd doings to write a feature on one of William's famous Christmas parties. He is intrigued by Williams from the start, but his curiosity is piqued when he meets Jim's violent, young and sexy lover, Billy. Later that night, Billy is dead, and Kelso stays on to cover the murder trial. Along the way he encounters the irrepressible Lady Chablis, a drag queen commedienne, Sonny Seiler, lawyer to Williams, whose famous dog UGA is the official mascot of the Georgia Bulldogs, an odd man who keeps flies attached to mini leashes on his lapels and threatens daily to poison the water supply, the Married Ladies Card Club, and Minerva, a spiritualist. Between being Jim's buddy, cuddling up to a torch singer, meeting every eccentric in Savannah, participating in midnight graveyard rituals and helping solve the mysteries surrounding Billy's murder, Kelso has his hands full.
Other Noteworthy Actor: Kevin Spacey
John Quotes: *At the cemetery for a funeral*
[John] Why don't you come in?
[Minerva] I never enter the office on Sunday. Ba-a-d juju.
[John] Hey, Joe, what happened?
[Joe] Oh, that Jim Williams went and shot somebody. Canapé?
"This place is fantastic; it's like 'Gone With The Wind' on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland---on a fucking leash. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!"
[The Lady Chablis] It's like my mother always said: "Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it."
[John] Hmm. I'll have to remember that one.
[John] Chablis, I'm... I'm straight.
[The Lady Chablis] So am I. Straight back to my house.
[Jim] What a genteel way of asking if I come from old money.
[John] Well, are you?
[Jim] No, what money I have is about eleven years old.
[Jim] So, which conversation shall we join?
[John] The one least likely to involve gunfire.