Tapeheads

(1988)

as Ivan Alexeev

Plot: After being fired from their jobs as security guards, Josh and Ivan (John!) form Video Aces, a video production company. Using Josh's talent and Ivan's business savvy, they attempt to hit it big in the business while doing projects they want to do. Among those whose paths cross with theirs are Norman Mart, an extremely right-wing presidential candidate; Samantha Gregory, a scheming music reporter; and Mo Fuzz, a producer willing to give them a chance or three if they'll work on spec.

Other Noteworthy Actor: Tim Robbins

John Quotes: [Ivan] You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs.
[Samantha] I thought we had a professional relationship.
[Ivan] So I'll pay.

[Ivan] You, you've got no ambition! You're content just existing! You need what I've got, brother.
[Josh] Herpes?

*Ivan & Josh explain their tardiness to their security boss*
[Ivan] Anybody else who'd save Pablo Casales - perhaps the greatest cellist in the world with the possible exception of Yo-Yo Ma - from a fiery car wreck on Sunset Boulevard would be bragging about it, but not Josh. He didn't want to spoil the 11 o'clock news for you.
[Norton] Don't bullshit me. I'm a big cello fan! Casales died years ago!